Harvard mathematic-theoretical biology WoFFessor SeggÖ Neumeyer finally made the breakthrough in his research activities on the WoFF-equation.

The Dackel-Woff equation is finally validated and is published exclusively right here:

ƒ(dggwff) = ∑(((mv0-mv∞)*(µ(lkn))-(krz/wdl)+√rnz)-lim(e^(1/frss)⇒∞))

Taking 6 weeks of constant calculating, a super-computer also managed to generate a graph depicting the high-complicated formula: