Harvard mathematic-theoretical biology WoFFessor SeggÖ Neumeyer finally made the breakthrough in his research activities on the WoFF-equation.
The Dackel-Woff equation is finally validated and is published exclusively right here:
ƒ(dggwff) = ∑(((mv0-mv∞)*(µ(lkn))-(krz/wdl)+√rnz)-lim(e^(1/frss)⇒∞))
Taking 6 weeks of constant calculating, a super-computer also managed to generate a graph depicting the high-complicated formula:
80s legends Duran Duran remastered their 1982 single “Hungry Like The Wolf” with a slightly modified text and a complete new video clip… now airing on MTV & other channels…
Dackelwoff Inc. presents: The Woffblog
Featured Artists (so far…): Dan herself, Owner of Dan and Trainer of FC-Shlöth: Sir Dirty Hairy, First Officer in hirngulasching: The Gipsy King aka Marco the trainee, Kassenwarting und ethnische Säuberungen: Ferdi Haarschaum, aka. tha Huawer, last but not least, the italien stallion, his braceness, Gianné Monace aka FC-Shlöth…
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