Sexy Time [reloaded]…♥

Nothing new, but still a romantic explosion, now re-edited with a perfect fitting soundtrack.

Hungry Like The WoFF

80s legends Duran Duran remastered their 1982 single „Hungry Like The Wolf“ with a slightly modified text and a complete new video clip… now airing on MTV & other channels…

WoFF in heat…

The recently added video (Sexy Time) may need a little explanation…

Timmy was horny for a reason: Her Woffness is in heat since 2 weeks.

After using her signature hiygienic product series for a while….

…and going crazy on her own….

she finally was ready for her man.

Sexy Time !!!!!

I say trottl, u say woff…

Two dogs, two virgins, two animals to dumb to f***.

Sexual arousement reaching the climax of pleasure…

Do it, Timmy, do it!

Black Woff Down

Today, an informant played a video into the Woffblog’s hands showing WoffDan during training for a new movie.
It won’t slip the attentive viewers attention, that Dan’s personal trainers had to attach a piece of Worscht to the training object to put the diva in motion.

The story has not been made public yet, but this short sequence is indicative for a strange mash-up of Danzilla and Black Hawk Dan.

But judge yourself…

WoffDan strikes back!

After being 36h on a self-discovery trip in the urban jungle of Innsbruck, robbing old ladies and plundering the well-stuffed Hörtnagl-offal, Dan was returned by the veterinary inspection office.

It seems like the time on her own resulted in a change of thinking in several ways:

In the early morning, WoffDan relieved herself on the freshly polished floor in her owner’s residential community – both liquid and solid signs of evidence could be found. IsWoffDan taking revenge for all the fun human beings have ever made of her?

This behavior comes along with recently stated suspicious facts of WoffDan imitating the infamous KKK; as the following video shows (film-maker wants to stay unrecognised):

Ku Klux Dan

WoFF vs. Schildi – Round 1

November 3rd, 2007:
WoFFsitting once again, Ferdi Haarschaum aka. tha Huawer, Profi-Yugo Maggo and some beer gathered to arrange the clash of the titans.

Slow vs Slower, Dumb vs Dumber, Her Hungryness of Appenzell vs the Italian Fingerbiter:

DackelWoFF  vs  Schildi aka Tartaruga

The fight started with some severe sniffling leading to never-seen-before lack of interest.
Even a half-twist on the part of the reptile contestant – initiated by the non-party force majeur – didn’t lead to mentionable body contact.
Anyway, at least the recent arisen rumors of Schildi’s abilities to perform a semi-sideflip could be approved.

…to be continued

Cast in order of appeaRANZ:
WoFFtan
Chilldi
X2Da’s floor
Huawa’s right Hand
Huawa’s left shoe (kept in white, for da Bo-Bo stylez)

Annotation:
No animals were harmed during  the production of this movie.