WOFFTAN!

Scientist solves WoFF-equation

woffblog — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:20:10 +0000

Harvard mathematic-theoretical biology WoFFessor SeggÖ Neumeyer finally made the breakthrough in his research activities on the WoFF-equation.

The Dackel-Woff equation is finally validated and is published exclusively right here:

ƒ(dggwff) = ∑(((mv0-mv∞)*(µ(lkn))-(krz/wdl)+√rnz)-lim(e^(1/frss)⇒∞))

Taking 6 weeks of constant calculating, a super-computer also managed to generate a graph depicting the high-complicated formula:

Sexy Time [reloaded]…♥

woffblog — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:10:45 +0000

Nothing new, but still a romantic explosion, now re-edited with a perfect fitting soundtrack.

Hungry Like The WoFF

woffblog — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:16:43 +0000

80s legends Duran Duran remastered their 1982 single „Hungry Like The Wolf“ with a slightly modified text and a complete new video clip… now airing on MTV & other channels…

BayWoff – I’m always here

woffblog — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:12:12 +0000

She’s back…. she’s in full shape…

AND: she’s preparing for her next role in a major movie production….

BayWoff – featuring our beloved David HasselWoff

Paparazzi played the short movie shown below in our hands:

WoFF in heat…

woffblog — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:58:17 +0000

The recently added video (Sexy Time) may need a little explanation…

Timmy was horny for a reason: Her Woffness is in heat since 2 weeks.

After using her signature hiygienic product series for a while….

…and going crazy on her own….

she finally was ready for her man.

Sexy Time !!!!!

woffblog — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:49:30 +0000

I say trottl, u say woff…

Two dogs, two virgins, two animals to dumb to f***.

Sexual arousement reaching the climax of pleasure…

Do it, Timmy, do it!

Scientific Explanation of the W-Word…

woffblog — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:41:02 +0000

Beside WOFF, the Word of Faith Fellowship Church (Spindale, NC, USA), the search for more adherents and other believers in the world wide woff brought us to „urban dictionary“, which had a nice explanation of the word „woff“! N.JOY…

Scratchin’ cousin from Scandinavia. WORD!

woffblog — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:22:54 +0000

WoffDan’s northern relatives also perform pretty well in the music business:

http://www.beatbox.tele2.se/

Collabo’s with da WoffTan Clan are already in process of planning.

Merchandising range launched…

woffblog — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:36:37 +0000

Woff’s biggest fans apparently originate from Russia:
Although the initiative to rename the national beverage of Russia to „Woffka“ failed due to massive resistance of conservative drinkers, WoffDan now makes her debut in the alcoholic market.

Love, again!

woffblog — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:24:46 +0000

The prolific cooperation on „Dirty DANcing“ led to the decision for another project with Mr. Swayze.
WoffDan in a mysterious romantic movie: